Saturday, 8 March 2008

Puberty myths debunked

"Daddy, is Hana mummy's daughter?"

"Yes."

"Am I mummy's daughter?"

"No, you're her son."

"Are you mummy's daughter?"

"No, I'm her husband."

"Oh... Daddy will I have a daughter one day?"

"You might, yes."

"Can I have one now, if I met the right lady?"

"No, you have to hit puberty first."

Then chimes a small voice from the other side of the room, "But daddy you can't hit people.... It's very naughty."

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