23 January 2008

Bob: "Mummy do dinosaurs use the toilet?"

Me: "No"

Wendy: "Diplodocus does"

Bob: "Actually no he doesn't. He's too big. He would squash it."

Wendy: "Yes he does, doesn't he mummy?"

Me: "No"

Bob: "Actually Wendy, the only dinosaur that uses the toilet is Velocorapter because he is small. He fits on the toilet. T Rex would squash it and so would Diplodocus and the flying ones just... MUMMY! How do flying dinosaurs use the toilet???"